Another one of these things is today at Zanies in Nashville! I’ll be doing jokes and some other fun stuff. What jokes will I be doing? Great question, NARC, I have no idea, thanks for making me feel like a jerk. (http://zaniesnashville.laughstub.com/mobile/show.cfm?id=337091&cart)
NO DICE, guys
Someone made an animated gif of people poking my face, if anyone wanted to know what my nightmares look like.
UPDATE: The Meltdown Comics show is cancelled. I super apologize for getting anyone’s hopes up, but the end of the year makes something like this just too difficult to put together. We will try again in January! I know what a lot of you are thinking: that this is irrefutable proof that Wong, John, Kristi, Brockway, Tom and Cyriaque don’t actually exist, that we created a bunch of self aware computer programs that create content that we publish under various pseudonyms. I want to crush this rumor completely, and I’d ask that you all cooperate by ignoring the fact that, if you rearrange the letters in Tom’s full name, it spells BROCKWAY IS ROBOTS. Those rumors are silly. The event at Barnes and Noble is still on. Come meet Cracked and the After Hours gang and get your books and faces signed!
On Tuesday, December 10, Jack, Michael, Soren, Cody, Adam and I will be reading from and signing copies of The De-Textbook at the Barnes and Noble on the Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica.
BIG NEWS. On Thursday, December 12, at 7pm, come to Meltdown Comics for the biggest…
We’re nominated for a People’s Choice Webby. If you are a people, you should vote for us!
The winner gets the internet.
Update: We won the People’s Choice Award based on the strength of your passion. Thanks to everyone who voted. You didn’t have to, but you did anyway, and that’s very special to me.
Well that’s just the best ad for Coca Cola and shredded chicken I’ve ever seen.
[Thanks for the picture, Ashe!]
"And this asshole just- Oh… Oh, no, don’t say it. He’s right behind me,isn’t he?"
"Don’t listen to them. Just keeeep walking. Maybe their hair looks stupid. Did they ever think of that?"